The Inferno: The Nine Circles of Valentine’s Day
Until recently, I had never been empathetic to the disease known as celebrating Valentine’s Day alone (symptoms of which include depression, overeating, and whining about February 14th on any and all...
View ArticleA Comprehensive Timeline of Your Lifetime Crushes
Preschool crush: You may not have realized it at the time, but you definitely had a crush on someone at preschool. Your preschool crush was the coolest boy in the class: the one whose mom let him wear...
View ArticleA Beginner’s Guide to the Men of Tinder
We’ve all gotten drunk and downloaded Tinder before, then regretted it, then kept it because some male model said he thought we were hot (and also we wanted to keep harassing our friends.) During this...
View ArticleMy Day as Narrated by Taylor Swift’s 1989
OoooohhhhhhOOHHHHHHHHH [melodic and emotionally charged wail].
View Article5 Things Men Ages 20-30 Sent Me on Tinder This Week
Please enjoy these VERY REAL* messages I received and my gut reactions. Important note: My bio references a dislike for pudding.
View ArticleAn Open Letter to the Tinder Date I Ghosted
Larry, look. For the record, this isn't because you're not a nice guy.
View ArticleYour Favorite Websites as Members of Your Family
One might be an escape from the other, but they have a lot more in common than you might think
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